Sunday, May 26, 2013

Heredia VS Cartago

Allow me to set the scene.
The biannual National Soccer Finals. The last two teams play two games and the winner is determined by the combined score of both games. So in other words, if you lost 3 to 1 in the first game you could still come back…maybe. Or if you won 3 to 1 in first round you could still lose…eek. It all rides on that second game and how many goals you can get…or how many goals you can stop the other team from getting.

Cartago-They haven’t won a finals game in over 70 years…(75 maybe). They won the first game last Sunday…3 to 1. Really, they straight owned last Sunday. They showed up to the Heredia stadium last night ready to change history.

Heredia- Not the underdogs you wanna cheer for maybe, but who wants to lose to the team who hasn’t won in decades? They lost miserably last Sunday in the first game, looking more like a little league team than a national contender.

*Note: I live in Heredia and since I have no other loyalties it only makes sense that I should be a Heredia fan to the death…or at least to the end of my stay in the country.

Beepbeepbeep. Beepbeepbeep. Beepbeepbeep. The sound of car horns honked this…anthem? ...throughout the streets of Heredia yesterday. All day. At any given breath or interval you could hear it miles away or just outside the door. The fans were rallying their enthusiasm, their support and their energies for the night ahead. The big game.

At 6 Veronica, Mary and I left the house to brave the streets for a pre-game beer and to meet up with some friends before diving into the red and yellow sea of the Heredia stadium. The game started at 8 and already the chants and yells and honks and beeps were echoing off every surface of the city. Central park was alive with loving fans smiling and sharing in the kinds of shenanigans that come from a life-long love of the same team.  Of course we were decked out in appropriate attire: Mary in a team T, Veronica in a red hoodie, and I in a shirt so close to red who would know, and a yellow lei draped proudly around my neck. Someone had given Mary a free team flag on her way to meet us at our house, and then on the street corner as we headed to the stadium she was gifted with a package of tortillas…to what purpose we never quite figured out but it was game day so what the hell? Vive Heredia!

Ooeee Oeoeoeee! El Teeaam! El Teeaam!
Sí se puede! Sí se puede! Sí se puede!

As we left the bar for the stadium the chants filled the air. So much optimism. So much confidence. So much joy. Last week’s performance didn’t matter. I was all about this night. This game. Every face was aglow with that childlike confidence that everything will be ok if I just cheer loud enough, or pray hard enough, or shine bright enough, my team WILL win. And as we filed into the stadium the insanity sunk in even more. An hour before the game and the stands were overflowing. Fans were perched on the fence between the field and the seats, with more clinging on below. The men were dressed almost as if it were Halloween with their red wigs left over from some ex-girlfriend’s slutty costume of years past, and their masks of whatever sort (it was festive so it didn’t matter). They wore face paint and body paint, and everything in their closet that was red and/or gold. The women wore their tightest pants and T’s, and their hair and make-up were flawless. We are Heredia, Costa Rica and we are proud.

But dressed to the nines or in nine different things, no importa, when the players came out on the field all were equal. Equally excited. Equally insane. Equally enthusiastic to give their voices up to their players for a win. I mean we’re talking screaming, jumping, throwing confetti, throwing rolls of paper that unraveled through the air like streamers, spraying fire-extinguishers filled with red and yellow…whatever it is fire-extinguishers are filled with. You would think we had already won. And our little group of fans for the night put on our game faces and acted a fool with the rest of them…

Ooeee Oeoeoeee! El Teeaam! El Teeaam!
Sí se puede! Sí se puede! Sí se puede!

I won’t give you a play-by-play. I actually can’t give you a play by play. Red cards. Yellow cards. The ball moving around the field…out of the stadium. People falling. My attention span is really only long enough to watch when the ball is close to the goal. I’ll just shoot for an overview. At half time Heredia was ahead 1-0. There was a current of mixed energy pulsing through the red/yellow mass as we waited out the minutes to the second half. Heredia was winning the game…but they still needed two more points to  beat Cartago for good. Heredia scored again sometime in the second half …it actually gets really fuzzy here. All I know is we went into a 15-minute overtime because the teams were tied for total points. Heredia scored again and the stands went ballistic…again. It was seriously like we won the whole thing every time we scored. Then Cartago scored. The teams were tied once more. More overtime…And then a shoot-out. (If we were worried we had paid too much for these tickets, by this time our fears were relinquished.)

A shoot-out. Five players from each team go one-on-one against the goal keepers. Alternating. Shot for shot. Cartago first. Point. Heredia. Point. Cartago. Point. Heredia. Point. Cartago. BLOCKED!!!!! Heredia. POINT!!!!Cartago. Point. Heredia. POINT!!! Cartago. Point. Heredia……GGGGGOOOOOAAAAALLLLL!!!!!!The fans spilled over the fences and onto the field.  (I know the word spilled sounds a bit cliché…but it was honestly like a liquid mass of red and gold pouring, flowing, splashing into the center of the stadium.)

It was the part of the movie where things start going into slow motion and the camera starts zooming in on those beautiful little individual moments. The Grown men in their red and yellow crying and pulling each other in for the shirtless hug. Women in their heels jumping up and down. The old lady waving her little flag wildly around in the air and the old men running out to join the rest as if they were kids. Fireworks. Things would slowly fade to black and white as the stage was brought out onto the field for the awards ceremony and post-game interviews.

We didn’t stick around for the whole shebang. Hunger and warm beds were calling to those of us whose hearts are not so devoted to the love of the team. We pushed, and were pushed through the definition of a bottleneck as we tried to make out way out of the crazed stadium. After just enough time to make me feel a notch above molested we were spit out on the other side where the infection of joy was spreading and thriving out in the streets. The drivers were drinking and honking and moving a centimeter a minute. The sidewalks were crawling or teaming or just…alive. Someone was spraying water from a hose out into the street from the second floor. As we approached central park the church bells were ringing and if you looked up into the tower you could actually see the priest, his whole body and soul thrown to the endeavor. After a few minutes he stopped ringing the bells and took up a Heredia flag to wave from the window of the bell tower. Yes…I think even God probably did a fist pump or two.


The honking and hollering continued into the night…and the honking, on into today. As I ate my breakfast at about 9 this morning I could hear the horns out across the city…and even now (5:22 PM) a car just drove by: Beepbeepbeep Beepbeepbeep. Beepbeepbeep. I criticize this country for its childishness sometimes, but sometimes it’s good to see this much happiness one place. 

(I dare not speculate on the despair and shame of not winning a twice-annual national soccer tournament 75 years strait when there are only 8 teams in the league...)

Friday, May 24, 2013

Barva Volcano


So there’s this volcano…And I know I keep telling you about all these volcanoes but I really think this is the one. I guess what I mean is I feel like a broken record with the volcano stories but it’s better than the alternative. I promise. I suppose I could regale you with stories of the latest movies I have streamed online, or the people I have seen on the bus, or how a jar of peanut butter is more than $6. So…volcano story it is
*****
Barva Volcano. We read somewhere online that the bus would leave at 6:30 from point X. So at 6:45 or 6:50 on Sunday morning we loaded onto said bus at point -X-3 blocks or so. Accuracy is not a priority here. Fortunately we had Sida (our hilarious roommate from Columbia whose personality more than makes up for whatever she lacks in size.) She made sure we found the illusive bus to begin with and that we got off at the right stop…the right stop being basically on the side of a mountain on a road I didn’t even know a bus could navigate. But there was a sign…and it even had an arrow to tell us that Volcán Barva was up and that way. So we started walking.


I find it a little funny that no one told us a taxi wouldn’t be an option. We knew it was 10 Kilometers from the bus stop to the entrance…we didn’t know it was 10 Kilometers from absolutely nowhere. For the first hour or so we half-heartedly offered our thumbs to the fates, but most cars were headed down the mountain instead of up, and those who were headed up were either too small or too full for 5 girls on a mission. By the second hour we had pretty much accepted the truth that no taxi, no truck and nothing else with tires would be taking our tired feet up this mountain. So step by step we forged forward, and upward and occasionally backward up the road.

                *But really, picture it for a second, five girls walking backward up this road on the side of a volcano…right!? Haha.

At some point the pavement ended and we wound ever upward on rock and dirt and past Dr. Seuss trees and sprawling glimpses of the valley below…I have no idea what all we talked about for those 2 hours headed up. How much our legs hurt? How beautiful it was? What we needed to get at the grocery store? One of the girls, Mary, had gone back to the states for a week and Veronica and I grilled her about the whole experience.  

   Where did you go first?
   What was the first think you ate? How did your stomach feel?
   Did you drive? What was it like?
   What was it like to be surrounded by English?
   Did you go to the grocery store? Was it weird to understand everything effortlessly?

I would rank my curiosity and enthusiasm on par with a kid asking her friend what Disney Land had been like…or an acne-plagued teen grilling his older brother about girls and sex. No detail was too small.

And so the time passed and at about 10 we finally dragged our weary legs up to the ticket window…    
          Prices:  
                Residents- $2
                Non-Residents- $8
I don’t know if they guy booth was feeling extra generous or maybe just lazy and non-confrontational but whatever the case we all only paid our $2 (and believe me…I do not look like a local). We trekked onward.



Aside from hungers pains and a minor dehydration headache, the feeling I remember the most clearly was awe at how relatively close we were to our house and how very much in the jungle we were. Moss covered trees, vines hanging and reaching, green in every direction but down where we danced around the mud from the daily rains. And at last, the lagoon.


Have you ever been on an airplane, flying through a cloud? You’re looking out the window and it’s just hopelessly white. Maybe you sat over the wing but can’t remember because where the wing would be it’s only…white… and thus we approached the water. It could have been an ocean or a big puddle, and anything could have swum, or flown, or walked out of that fog. It was so dense you could actually see the individual particles of moisture swirling about in the slightest breath of a breeze.


We did finally get to see the lake and the wall of trees and green rising up on the other side. But only maybe 60 seconds, then the peep show was over and the cold damp air ushered us away and back on our way back down.

By the time we reached the bus stop again it was 1 and almost raining. We all fell fast asleep on the bus ride home. And at about 2:45 after scarfing down a sandwich in a delirious frenzy and somewhat showering off, I curled up in my bed to rest for real after yet another very successful Sunday Funday. 

Sunday, May 12, 2013

Culture Shock


There are 4 stages to culture shock.

Excitement
Withdrawal
Adjustment
Enthusiasm

And it takes time to traverse the span of emotions associated with each.

Excitement- September – February
Honemoon
I passed easily and painlessly through this phase with flying colors. I loved the Spanish all around me, and the market on Saturday mornings and the bus (on time or late or moved around the corner from where it was yesterday.) I loved the beach a few hours away. I was moving around constantly, and spending a month doing my TEFL course, and going home for Christmas and coming back and getting an apartment and starting new jobs.  It was fun.

Withdrawal- February-End of April
This was the part where I found myself crying behind my huge sunglasses at the bus stop, and packing my bags in the middle of the night, and leaving class to pull myself together in the bathroom, and being generally racist for lack of a better word. I fantasized about buying plane tickets and went to Walmart just to feel at home. This was not the most rational point in my life.

Adjustment- End of April to Present
I would argue that I’m not completely out of withdrawal. I still can’t say that I have completely embraced this new world, but I don’t hate it nearly as passionately as before either. Some little bastards actually threw water on me out a car window the other day and I didn’t even shed a tear. I just flipped them off and kept walking. About 30 minutes later I even laughed about it.  If that had happened a month ago I probably would have just sat right down on the side of the road and thrown a full blown pity party. Progress.

Enthusiasm-
This part is supposed to come after about a year when you have really established a life and made a place for yourself in your new environment.
Yeah.

I think one of my bosses said it best: “Why spend your whole life working so you can retire in 
paradise, when you could just spend your life working in paradise?”

By the end of June I will be completely out of withdrawal I think, and will have started adjusting and relearning to love everything again. Good. I won’t be leaving on a sour note. I won’t be staying though to experience the enthusiasm phase. Why spend my life working and waiting to fall in love with this place, when I could just leave here now with some priceless life experiences and get back to the paradise where my heart already is?